Hey there love you look like a fine cut of something I’d like to chew on and spit out for a good time you can’t spit real women swallow the pill for me I don’t like the feel of rubber tires and fast cars down at the track with the boys to have a great time I take up all the time you need you can’t handle what I’ve got I’ve got everything you want my eight inches no nine stacks of cash and a long pipe burst yeah baby I’ll show you how to fix it step aside love let me handle this everyone knows women can’t do a man’s job is to get dirty cause if you’re clean you must be one of them gay boys I’m no gay boy beta watch your wife while I fuck that bitch weighing me down like a ball and chain her to the bed cause I like it when you’re submissive baby isn’t my problem you take care of it like a good housewife I work all day like a real man long hours long jobs a long time in bed with me baby hard and rough hands manly and dry since I wash with only the manliest soap it smells like wood splinters I can’t feel ‘em I’m a man with calloused heart I don’t feel anything I don’t cry like some sissy baby just sit there and look pretty let me handle that heavy load in ya’ any hole I like cause I own you think you’re stronger than me fat fucking chance you’re no man you look like a man with those muscles you must be a man I bet you have a dick but not one like mine it’s a real fat cock sucker you dress like a girl all pretty I don’t think you’re pretty you’re too fucking manly men told me I’m a wolf I’m an alpha I’m on top of you but don’t get it wrong you don’t need to cum it’s your fault for being too dry wall has a hole through it because you’re such a bitch you make me angry you make me fucking crazy about you baby so what do you say do you want to come back to mine?
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